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 WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree

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PostSubject: WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree   Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:05 am



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STOCKHOLM -- A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

Per Johansson, 45, says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.

Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days.
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PostSubject: Re: WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree   Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:22 am

You just can't make up shit like that...

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PostSubject: Re: WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree   Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:27 am

My question is, what the fuck is a moose doing "sneaking around" lol
casin the joint?

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PostSubject: Re: WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree   Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:02 pm

Yeah how exactly does he "sneak"? Was he wearing a ski mask or something?

That's awesome that the moose decided to sleep off the hangover in the guy's garden!
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PostSubject: Re: WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree   Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:29 pm

I swear... If Bullwinkle ends up on Celebrity Rehab I'm canceling my cable.
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PostSubject: Re: WTF!? Drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree   Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:09 pm

There has to be way more to this story.... the Swedes and their drunken moose.... nine months ... well see.... hold on how long does a Swedish / moose hybrid take to gestate?
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