Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash!

Subject: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:13 pm

You all know the routine. Post here so we can all see what kind of delinquent you are.

Here's how my user name came about...

Halloween a few years back, I dressed as a ninja. Well at some point in the night (due partially to some heavy drinking no doubt) I lost my ninja swords. Ninjas have to be armed and ready at all times so I grabbed 2 butter knives from the host's drawer. There are some hilarious pictures floating around of me attacking random party-goers with them...

My avatar relates a bit. At work we split the store into 2 teams with the 2 sales managers being the captains. I was going to name my team the butterknife ninjas so I googled "ninja" to find a picture to use as a mascot. Well this gem turned up so I named the team Team Ninja Penguin. We won in dominating fashion of course.

Other than that, I'm a pretty basic dude. Married for 6 years, 2 kids (1 boy, 1 girl. Got the complete set so we're calling it quits). I'm from New England so I'm obviously a Bruins/Patriots/Red Sox/Celtics fan. Title Town baby!

Whats up? You can call me Chrom, its just a play on my real name... and it sounds bad ass! Twisted Evil

Im here to discuss the best sport in the history of mankind, MMA! Other than MMA I enjoy a good Vikings game... (which seem to be few and far between! lol) I'm also partial to Anime, Horror, Spaghetti Westerns, Sci-fi, dark comedies and 80's flicks

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:41 pm

Hello, I'm DEP with a story to tell
I just got a free cup from Taco Bell
And MTV makes the whole thing fun
Buy a giant sized Pepsi and you'll get one
4 cups in all, so don't stand still
And if you got an empty cup you get a free refill
Go to Taco Bell and you'll see it's true
They got these 4 cups they're just for you
Taco Bell only has them for a limited time
That's why I'm comin to ya with a limited rhyme
To get a free cup you gotta place your order
So take my advice ya betta run for the border

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:39 pm

thats one suesical intro there DEP

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:12 pm

For those of you who don't know DEP, this is her music video

That is something else

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:09 pm

That intro was a slightly modified version of a Taco Bell commercial featuring Young MC. 1990'ish. Very very awesome.

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:46 pm

video or GTFO!

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:57 pm

Couldn't find it bro.

Bro.

Subject: hey gang Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:42 pm

well it looks like a lot of us are on our way here!

Nice to see ya here man! I'll hook you up with $500 Standard cash for future betting!

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:01 pm

Good to see you here chef

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:38 pm

::sniff:: ::sniff:: Stinks like sex in here.

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:53 pm

Nice site Brother! Are you looking for Moderators?

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:59 pm

Ahahahaha

Nicely played Laughing

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:05 pm

so im still figuring it all out....someones gotta help me with a shiney new avitar and help me out with the betting and such....glad to be here!

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:07 pm

Why I don’t know what you are talking about, you know DEP and Grey Suit have been conspiring against you ever since you created the site. They are part of a vast inner-circle that can’t stand to see other sites be successful! Don't let them get to you with their mind games and let me help you in defeating such foes!

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:22 pm

Hey Rich, where can I get one of those cute V avatars?

Matt, go to the tabs up top and click on Profile. You can make all your changes and set an avatar there.

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:28 pm

Also, Drifter gets the credit for making this site. I was just the douche that posted the link to it Smile

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:32 pm

butterknifeninja wrote:

Hey Rich, where can I get one of those cute V avatars?

Matt, go to the tabs up top and click on Profile. You can make all your changes and set an avatar there.

For you my friend, I will make a special one!

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:34 pm

norcalmatt wrote:

so im still figuring it all out....someones gotta help me with a shiney new avitar and help me out with the betting and such....glad to be here!

The betting will be done simply by posting the amount of "Standard Cash" you wish to bet and on which fight, in the betting thread. There will be odds for the fights that will be open to bet on. A few Mods will be set as bookies and will deduct and add your winnings manualy. I will make a proper sample betting thread in minute here.

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:47 pm

That IS some goofy shit Rich would say though, had me going for a minute.

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:52 am

Howdy gang...most of you probably know me from the "other" website.

My screen name is a play on my real name.

I'm a pretty average dude...I'm really into Jeeps...love offroading and working on my stuff...also into working out. I love MMA, but never got into training it...I'm too much of a nice guy to hit someone in the face Smile

Other than that...I have a beautiful family, have been married for a little over 5 years, have a 3 year old son and an 8 month old daughter.

Glad to be here

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:58 am

Good to see ya here man! Looking forward to a bright new future!

Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Get $500 Standard Cash! Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:44 pm

I feel weird introducing myself to people who already know me, but OK;

I'm Triggerman99! Some of you may have seen my work. By work, I mean ramblings that are equal parts biased and annoying about fighters that I like or dislike strongly.

I have taken some jits in the past, but it got too expensive around the holidays.
Not much else to say. You'll get a pretty solid idea about what type of person I am after i post a few times, I'm sure.

So, is Chrom drifter? And I was gonna ask who's pretending to be Rich Davie, but I probably don't want to know.
Also, do we have sigs?